Posted 14 hours ago

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman)

Posted 14 hours ago

tastefullyoffensive:

"I nominate Mona Lisa and the Girl with the Pearl Earring." [via]

Posted 17 hours ago

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

Posted 18 hours ago

kia-kaha-winchesters:

shogunofyellow:

nature is rad

These are the most stunning nature photos I have ever seen

Posted 1 day ago

mylifeaskriz:

ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

Posted 1 day ago

isitweirdthatim:

This will literally make your day

(Source: isaidnopeeking)

Posted 2 days ago

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

Posted 2 days ago

yungmethuselah:

It’s really too bad plants took a vow of silence after they killed all the dinosaurs.