this just in: jk rowling regrets entire harry potter series. says she meant to write about blizzards, not wizards. isn’t sure what happened.
Nah, it was meant to be Hogwarts school of Lizardry. Students learn invisibility through the art of camouflage, how to rotate their eyes on independent stalks, how to climb walls with tiny hairs on their feet that slide in between particles, how to project sticky tongues like missiles and trap flying insects, how to regrow limbs, how to determine the sex of offspring by conditioning nest temperature, etc
Lois Griffin (via fawun)
Understanding this concept is probably the only reason I know longer have weight issues. Instead of thinking that I should be thinner to look nicer, I’ve got it in my head that thinner=more compliant and over my dead body is that ever happening.
Alrighty. I’m back from my trip to New Zealand. It was great and I now have tiger-striped feet from my sandal tan lines.
Also, I went to Hobbitton, and I’m still amazed I didn’t wet myself with excitement, so I’ll probably upload some photos from it here.
Anyway, I was gone for five weeks, so what did I miss?
The opposite of albinism called melanism, a recessive trait where the skin and fur are all black.
Oh my gosh! He’s perfect!
holy shit that is the coolest thing ever
i tamed one of these a long time ago it was cool