Posted 7 hours ago

asvpnerd:

please signal boost this and spread actual facts about the virus

(Source: rakugaki-otoko)

Posted 8 hours ago

allieinarden:

virtuouspagans:

whenever I feel bad about having a weird name I remind myself that C.S. Lewis’ middle name was Staples 

When I was a kid, one of my family members quoted the first line of Dawn Treader—"There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it"—and I said, "Brave words from a man whose name was Clive Staples Lewis," and my mom lost it. 

Posted 9 hours ago

spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

Posted 10 hours ago

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

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Posted 1 day ago

Dick in a box? Old hat.

I present to you … PUSSY IN A BOX:

Posted 1 day ago

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

pastperspectives:

guys… it’s a palm tree.

NO

(Source: thesacredword)

Posted 1 day ago

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

Shouldn’t it be “GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS”? Since the Trojans were the ones who got the horse and all.

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